Post: Site, cameras, hamsters
Firstly, I have a new camera.

Secondly, I'm part-owner of a full hamster (or full owner of a part-hamster). As some of you know while I was getting my ProUrbex degree at L'institut de BHV I was sharing my room with another boarder, a hamster. He was a likable enough fellow, kept to himself, didn't squeak too much late at night except after few too many slurps of wine. Crazy little fucker would trip like mad on hash though.
Anyway, I always thought the hamster (I never learned his name) stank but now I've learned he only stank because he was lazy and confined to his cage. See our hamster is more evolved. I discovered this because we bought the little fucker a hamster ball and now he doesn't shit where he sleeps. He's taking his shitting show on the road, he's a mobile shitter. His ball is vented so he can breathe of course, but curiously he's taken to shitting inside his ball, then rolling it around the room to widely deposit small portions of shit to mark his territory against the invasion of other ball-equipped hamsters. Amusingly, the ball is slightly too large so to gain adequate gravitational force to rotate the ball he must climb halfway up the side of the ball and run. While doing this he has his nose right up in the air and cannot see where he's going, running into anything and everything possible. So in one case he seems highly evolved, the other plain retarded. Our hamster might have aspegers.
The astute reader may recognise this font and where it's commonly used. A clue to future updates perhaps.

Now, site news. As you can probably see there have been changes to the site of late. Most beneficial to you as a reader is the desktop option which makes a bunch of photos available for desktop backgrounds/wallpaper up to 1600px wide. Since none of the photos will exactly match your screen res they're available in custom sizes, resized then cropped down to fit your aspect ratio or with black strips top and bottom (or left and right) to fill out the width and totally cover your desktop.
If there is a particular photo you'd like to see available as a wallpaper drop me a line and send me some film (120, 135). I'm sure some arrangement can be sorted.
Also, since some of you are social networking nerds/tards/whatever you can follow/stalk/molest sleepycity via the following services.
Ride sleepycity's nuts on Facebook.
Find perfect fap material on Flickr.
Avoid like the plague, Twitter.
Updates will be posted to facebook and twitter, new photos to flickr and twitter. The ven diagram of that sentence is depressing since twitter should never be the catch-all for anything, yet since their API is so easily plugged into, well, that's the way it is.
Of course the two RSS feeds are still great ways to get new content delivered to your door.
Add the post feed to your reader of choice.
Touch yourself to the photo feed whenever your spouse/gf/partner is tired/headache/menstrual pain/pregnant/cheating/dead.
Peece, paix, vrede.
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Post: Haxo, station abandonnée
Constructed in 1920 on the line between Porte de Lilas and Pré Saint Gervais, Haxo is one of two stations in the métro which was built but never finished nor opened to the public.
The station has only one platform, which sits on a piece of track named la voie des fêtes. No stairs or surface access was ever installed so Haxo provides some hurdles, insurmountable by the manhole crowd. The highlight of the trip is often the trains stored in the approach tunnel, la voie des fêtes, and sometimes even in the abandoned station itself.
The station is just this one platform, covered in graffiti and little else, but its status as one of the two never opened make it a must see and the interesting route to reach the station guarantees one some adventure.
You can read more about Haxo here and on wikipedia.
The little-known, incomplete metro system of Dadizelle remains as such because Dadizelle, other than a pimping amusement park and a nice church has nothing to offer.
The citizens don't need mass transit as a) 20 residents does no constitute 'mass', and b) there's nowhere worth going other the aforementioned landmarks. We arrived at the enormous pit - near 20m across, dropping 30 odd meters into the earth. A pale glow in the bottom oulined the tunnel portals, wet succulent holes drawing us closer with the siren song of fat teselating concrete rings. Attentive readers will remember we left our SRT kit in paris. In fact we lacked all srt kit except for one carabiner ds clips to his packback for haulage (or he's just one of those cocks whose christmas tree of a backpack is covered in annoying, clinking biners, perhaps ready for emergency attachment of a colostemy bag to save the embarassment of soiled pantalons when ironically, security catch them because of clinking metal carabiners...). The tease, the promise, the chance for major league geiser inducing bustage was too great. Redundant SRT gear would be bought, credit card debt be damned. Motherfucking metro would be demolished. Aggregated Explore Count: 10.5
It's known by various names, but to us the unfinished metro of Dadizelle always be the Pit of Sarlat, home of the great Bukkake Beast. It's pure metro filth. Drenched to the bone in the rain and cold we threw down a shitty old towel for edge prot and dropped in. I'll spare the words, the pictures (or it didn't happen, ha!) say it all.

photo: snaapppeeeeellllllll
Around dawn we emerged from That Pit and drove wearily to Villa Josephine, some tipoff we'd pulled out of our ass or the ass of the internet, nobody knows. In short the building was squatted by a bearded hippy babbling in some language neither english, french nor dutch so we gave up and dropped the pedal towards t-fo. It was fucking failure on all sides. Access was found after a lengthy game of trial and error, by which time a group of schoolkids arrived with hardhats, backpacks (containing no more than 2 beers) and proceeded to climb 1/3 up the chimney to complete an aerial ropes course in full view of our access point. Congrats on reaching the top, currently awaiting report. Entrance pwned, we bailed, shit sucked. I don't even remember where we slept, if we did at all. Aggregated Explore Count: 25 (0.5 for the outter buildings of tranfo).
Unrefreshed from sleeping wherever the fuck we slept we took our first serious business tip from Slyv's tipjar and it sent us south to an active steel mill sitting on standby due to economic conditions and the reduced demand for steel. A long elevated daylight conveyor stroll above traffic had us rolling tensly, the dice teetering close as could be to the table's edge. At every opportunity we hid and assessed our position, peeking through holes in the sheet metal for indications we were safe. A 100m traverse took us nearly 30 minutes. Another hour passed to ensure the roaming security patrol and the nearby sirens weren't looking for us before venturing deeper into the warren of pipes and conveyors spanning the site.
Through the tangled mess we snaked in the dark, stopping at every junction to listen for signs of security or other activity. Hearing and seeing nothing we took nervous steps up the massive blast furnace. It's a surreal feeling to be in a space which is in full working condition, but deserted. The tools lay exactly where they workers had put them down, piles of raw materials and spare parts sat organised and sorted. With the flick of a few switches (and the presumably complex furnace ignition procedure) the entire plant could spring to live tomorrow were the demand for steel to boom overnight. This would of course take time but we entertained the thought of the whole plant firing up around us. That would have been fun.
Finally we spotted security in a large glowing hut way below us on the opposite side of the furnace. No sooner had we determined we were safe did a huge siren somewhere in the complex start wailing. We hauled ass, packing photogear as we ran down the stairs 2 at a time back into the dark maze.
That night, exhausted and covered in black steel mill dust we checked into a Formule 1 and processed to obliterate their bathroom, turned all the towels black then crashed out on a dinner of cheap wine and cider. Felt nice! Aggregated Explore Count: 149
The great thing about Belgium and europe in general is that nothing is too far apart. Driving 10 hours from sydney to brisbane for a weekend sounds perfectly reasonably in australia so crossing a european country for a powerstation (or two) in europe makes perfect sense.
Sleeping Arrangements. Aggregated Explore Count: 1,645

Photo: snaps
To those familiar with the abandoned delights of Belgium the following will provide nothing you've not seen before.
Stella - a fun explore. Clear evidence of scrapping.
Bonus brewery - surprise!
Hasard Cheratte - played the fuck out. Full of tourists including (best to worst) Large group of army camo clad explorers, german dereliction tourist, husband and wife combo shooting bad fashion photos of 2 girls, us. To make the location more exciting we had a beer fight and annoyed the hornets.
Chartreuse - got drunk, made the location no more interesting.
Pool - decent, had a penguin in a canoe.
We camped out again on the Slyv's roof for our last night, returned the hire car and reboarded the bus to Paris and à l'institut de BHV. The roadtrip was ending like it began, retarded and drinking cider on a bus. Belgium had confirmed its reputation to us and there's a good reason why so many explorers make Belgium a destination. There's a ton of easy sites and security seem limited or non-existant. I'm not sure I'll spend much more time there howerver the opportunity cost is just getting to high and the returns are diminishing. As always though, the continent delivers great exploring, great food, cheap wine and superior clunge. Typically in that order. Surely nobody is still reading rambling, oh talking to myself again ah ha! You know I'm top boy around here, I'm rep'n paris bruv. oookay listen up geezers: explore is not a noun. Shouts to snaps, marc, slyv, Trains and hount, phenomenon for sick words.
ps. Aggregated Explore Count: 15,092 okay 15,091. That crypt doesn't count.






























