The biggest clusterfuck of drunkness, running past cameras, setting off alarms, playing in trains, velib bike destruction and getting chased by security weekend ever. Check Mr Marshall's detailed coverage here. Who would have guessed?

Posse of metro running retards converge on paris for a weekend of absolute mayhem (and photo wankery evidently).

Jeeves liquoring up in preparation for having his bike stolen and shit ruined.

""It's some kind of race?"
"More like russian roulette"
"And where are they right now?"
"Somewhere behind us. Runinng behind the train. The second our train pulled out they jumped onto the tracks and started to run after us. It's not easy because the ground is covered with tubes and cables and the tracks are there too. Your lungs fill with graphite powder and you can't breath. The problem is the next train."
"Wait wait wait, this is the last train"
"The last passenger train. We still have the midnight express behind us""

You gonna get railed. Run run run.

photo by marshall

About the author

Found frigid and dying in the snow by a passing missionary at the abandoned Soviet airbase in Choir, Mongolia, little dsankt never had a chance. The Dreams Foundation granted his wish to one day travel the world, thinking he'd only last a month or so. To everyone's amazement he's still going strong. When asked for comment the foundation's treasurer would only say, "The little mongrel cunt just won't fucking die, it's costing us a fortune!"

kit   2013-02-06 02:01
THank you! good job!
swapnil   2013-06-27 15:43
All pictures are highly digital and thanks for sharing.
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