Posted 2006-09-25. Tags: cunts, greyhound, USA.

Commander Yaggy took it upon himself to plan and organise Neopex 1996 for the dirty unwashed UE masses. He would later question his sanity at this decision. That's later though, for now I'm still getting to Philly for Neopexy goodahness. Prior to Neopex I planned to meet up with some explorers, head to Canada and abseil into some mighty nice tunnels. I arranged to meet said explorers on route from Minneapolis so hopped a 12 hour overnight bus to BUffalo from Philly. I arrived sleep deprived and groggy, wandered to a nearby grain elevator, poked around for a while and called the explorers to find whether they were close. From here things only went downhill.

I was informed they were not even close. That's okay - I'll go back to the grain elevators. Then it was explained, further to being far away they were in fact now NOT coming to Buffalo. One of the party had a teary, then a hissy fit and he wouldn't goto Buffalo and Canada. With no way to contact me it was decided the best course of action was to simply abandon meeting me and drive to Philly. Fuck those selfish, unreliable cunts. Seriously who makes plans with someone that costs that person $140, and 24 virtually sleepless hours on a bus. That almost buys a week of food and accom for a traveller. Worse - a travller with no income. I slammed down the phone, and jumped another 12 hour bus back to Philly. I've met so many awesome explorers along my trip I'd been lulled into a false sense of positivity about humanity. Enough of me bitching, else this turn into a real blog... uugggghhhh

Neopex rox0red, P0lyam0rous exercised her mad connections to secure a behind the scenes tour of a super old pennitentary in Philly. Not as good as actually exploring but the building is quite amazing regardless. Afterwards we poked around an abandoned hospital from the 70/80s. The basement was packed with medical supplies, someone even found a sealed douche bag. Store that one for later -quality obtainium. We played around in the operating theatres, P0lyam0rous reclined upon a lilo in a pool of fetid asbesots water, Handskills displayed his monkey ancestory and a good time was had by all.



Thanks to Yaggy for his amazing patience and the time he put into making Neopex happen. He spent hours cleaning up after everyone, picking up beer bottles from the bushes near the campsite and laughing at the drunks. Well done all round :)

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